Let me set the stage. Today there was a very loud drilling noise in my office building to the point that the walls were shaking a bit.Co-worker: What is that noise?
Me: I dunno.
Co-worker: Do you think we're okay?
Me: Oh we're fine. I'm not worried.
Co-worker: What would it feel like if the building were about to collapse?
Me: (From my vast expertise on the subject) I'm sure things would be falling over.
Co-worker: Do you think we would die if the building collapsed, I mean we're on the 11th floor. . .
Me: The 11th floor means we'd be close to the top of the rubble. They'd totally find us first.
Gotta love the silver lining!

Oh Mindy, You make me laugh. You are a joy.
ReplyDeleteYou're so right! What do I have to be worried about? A couple tons of rebar and cement on top above us is barely like a sheet over our heads! I feel safer already! :)
ReplyDeleteMIndy, that is HILARIOUS!!!! thank you for the laugh!!!
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